2021-01-16T13:58:25+00:00	First off, how dare you put an ad in the middle of my video. Second how dare you put an ad for a company I work for… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1350442286027517960
2021-01-16T02:42:09+00:00	@<jsundefined https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/jsundefined> @<chrislongview https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/chrislongview> I was losing my shit
2021-01-15T20:52:39+00:00	@<kennwhite https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/kennwhite> It’s Friday, I’m already behind and probably working tomorrow, and now you wanna come at me with an urge… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1350184140877025282
2021-01-15T16:24:34+00:00	@<AMtwo https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/AMtwo> @<CarmenCrincoli https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/CarmenCrincoli> @<TashasEv https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/TashasEv> Who said they eat?
2021-01-15T16:20:59+00:00	@<ianhami https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/ianhami> @<malwaaare https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/malwaaare> You live in Seattle I would be very upset (read throwing a table angry) if you didn’t just have some delivered
2021-01-15T06:49:55+00:00	@<malwaaare https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/malwaaare> You big mad we watching it right now huh?
2021-01-15T04:38:04+00:00	I’ve seen you make some horrible decisions in the kitchen that made me lose my shit. Don’t pretend like you can tal… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349938880921956352
2021-01-15T03:17:53+00:00	$2000 means $2000, not $1400... @aoc is right https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1349900088299188225
2021-01-15T03:03:49+00:00	@<jnanney https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/jnanney> My working in production was very much intentional as we were correcting a bunch of failed deliveries, acc… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349915163156164611
2021-01-15T03:01:16+00:00	@<marcusjcarey https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/marcusjcarey> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vQBCB7WJo
2021-01-15T02:58:17+00:00	Ned summed up my feelings on this dish pretty well https://twitter.com/NerdPyle/status/1349900831605211136
2021-01-15T02:37:21+00:00	@<denvercoder https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/denvercoder> I bet that would be a bad ass dip tho, just don't put that shit on my pasta, if I allow that then I go… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349908499917058049
2021-01-15T02:29:03+00:00	@<lexaprogrammer https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/lexaprogrammer> I'll give you feed your family in 30 minutes on the cheap
2021-01-15T02:08:30+00:00	I swear to god you put cream cheese in my got damn Alfredo I will flip that fucking table. https://twitter.com/kremedelakitty_/status/1349837481907085312
2021-01-15T01:47:02+00:00	Always lead with the solution, and then how the solution was derived; 9 times out of 10, the solution answers an im… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349895839846686723
2021-01-15T01:29:35+00:00	@<vicki_langer https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/vicki_langer> Nah, the world just up and decided that COVID is cancelled
2021-01-14T22:57:42+00:00	I guess even senior programmers and SRE's can mess up production databases pretty badly. It only took me an hour to… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349853222907875331
2021-01-14T20:27:59+00:00	Ya'll out there in Seattle really confused and delighted by Johnny Cakes huh? Ya'll be like WE GOT SOMETHING NEW CA… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349815547102425094
2021-01-14T16:59:10+00:00	@<heyJTK https://twitter-twtxt-myles.herokuapp.com/user/heyJTK> Agreed, I’m always like this looks like baby poop but it’s so good
2021-01-14T16:56:57+00:00	Who wrote this? I wanna make sure they are never allowed near a calendar that my name can be added to. https://twitter.com/eamontewell/status/1349393508675833856